» Luigi: The Dark Side, Fanfic

[ZeroLuigi64]

[QUOTE]Current Date: June 27, 2008Current Time: 08:15:51 pm

The monsters have taken over the city, and somehow I'm still a ^virgin, I mean, alive. The G-Mushroom Virus has already killed Mario, Peach, and even Bowser. Now it's just little old me, Luigi left, along with a couple of Goombas. why the fuck did it have to be Goombas that were immune to the virus? That bastard had better stop, or else he's gonna find himself pumped full of lead. That's it. I pull out my AK-47 and open up full throttle. When I was done, 17 Goombas lay dead on the ground. I heard noises behind me. Dammit, those zombies are on prowl. Gotta move!! Talk to ya later fellas!!

[GlassMan]

Nice work. Try to make the posts a bit longer though.

[ZeroLuigi64]

I darted behind a large oak tree, drawing my shotgun. Suddenly, I felt a cold touch to the back of my neck I knew all too well from watching The Godfather and The Sopranos. "Turn around," a familiar voice said. I turned around, and saw-- Mario? I quickly glanced around seeing the others who were allegedly dead- Peach, Wario, Yoshi, DK, Waluigi, and--was that Daisy? I ran to her, embracing her, lifting her into the air and swinging her around. I then,needless to say, kissed her full on the lips. After what seemed an eternity, we broke apart, with everyone staring at us.
"Uuummmmmmmm, hi?"
Suddenly interrupting our cozy little reunion, the pursuing zombies burst through the foliage. I swung my shotgun around, pulling the trigger repeatedly.
I suffered a blow to the side with a broken straight razor one was carrying, with blood soaking my green polo. Finally it was over, with seven casualties-- the zombies, of course.
I groaned. "Luigi, are you all right?" Daisy said.
"It's my side," I said.
She gasped at the sight of the blood. "Mario!!"
Mario ran over. "Mamamia!! Wario! DK! Get a stretcher and carry Luigi back to base! He needs urgent medical attention!!!"
"Base? What base?" I asked.
"Our HQ. I'll tell you the whole story when you're patched up."
Well, that's it for now, pisanos! Keep posted for more!

[ZeroLuigi64]

Coming next time Im pissed right now>
ZeroLuigi64

[ZeroLuigi64]

Current Date: Tue October 21, 2008, Current Time: 05:45:05 pm


I woke up, shaking. I was in a giant white room with a chapel ceiling, lying on a tiny white cot. Slightly disturbing. I patted my self down for weapons, convinced they, whoever they were, had taken them. Nothing. Did they take my trusty Swiss Army knife? No. So at least I had some form of protection (no pun intended). I sat up slowly. No one. "Guys?" "Anybody home?" Iwas starting to get scared as hell when the rest of the gang walked in. "Thank God!" I exulted leaping out of bed. "Where the hell were you guys?" Suddenly, they all turned towards me, their eyes turning crimson red, teeth lengthening into into horrid fangs, glistening in the shiny white light. They puonced, leaving me with no alternative but to attack. I hacked and slashed and gouged and scythed, but to no avail. Their wounds, normally fatal, were rehealing before my eyes. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed as they overwhelmed me..............



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I woke up, sweating my ass off. A crowd of faces was around me. "Luigi, what the hell was that?!?!" she asked hysterically, squeezing me and smothering me with kisses and sobbing all at once.(Plumber's Note: That's the only thing I hate about Daisy. She'll be crying and be displaying an entirely differnet emotion at the same time. Everything else is great. SEx, love, lust and lies-- the whole nine yards. God I love tit-fucking.) I shook her off me and told her,"Nightmare," twhich then sent her into relief, thank God. "So, Mario, what the fuck is up with this place? How come I wasn't the first to know? I am your little brother, after all."

TO BE CONTINUED.................

[ZeroLuigi64]

Plumber's Log, Current Date: Thursday February 5, 2009, Current Time: 06:34:39 pm


"Well, Luigi, it begins like this. remember when I told ya to go rescue Princess Eclair of the Waffle Kingdom? Well, there really was no Princess Eclair and no, she didn't need rescuing. I was trying to get you the hell outta Dodge before the G-Mushroom virus got ahold of you and transformed you- I didn't think I could take the pain of pulling the trigger on my own flesh and blood.
When you left, the rest of us- me, Peach, and Daisy, that is- captured a dead carcass of an already mutated corpse and proceeded work on the antidote. We found it, but we've been looking for a way to spread it out among the zombies ever since two months ago- we all though you had either died or found the Mushroom Kingdom in its depridated state, and fled. We never knew you were here. Then we found you here yesterday, and were apalled.


TO BE CONTINUED.....